Letters to something not pertaining to be anything in particular

to whomever it concerns,

it has come to our attention recently that the latest spate of events are concurrently not ascertaining to any particular venture in the near future. So, due to recent budgetary cutbacks we will have to discontinue continued use of this feature. Also no more research shall be done into the matter.

Please be understanding in all the new implementations that are about to occur. Be alert, not alarmed.

Yous,
The corporation.